Tuesday, 1 April 2014

Not The BBC News: 2 April 2014

A 57 year old street preacher from Greater Manchester who was arrested by police and held for 19 hours has been awarded ₤13,000 as compensation for wrongful arrest, false imprisonment and breach of his human rights (the latter because he was not fed for 15 hours and was allegedly denied access to his medication for rheumatoid arthritis). The arrest followed complaints by two teenage boys that they felt “insulted” by what he had said; in fact they had approached him to ask what he thought of homosexuals, and on receiving a quote from the Bible with the rider that “God hates the sin but loves the sinner,” they had taunted him with suggestive sexual acts. The preacher received support from an unexpected quarter; the president of the National Secular Society spoke out in his favour, saying that street preachers should be able to make whatever point they want unless they are provoking violence or mayhem. “Being insulted is not a  good enough reason to have someone thrown in a police cell”, he said.

Fife Council has decided to tackle high teenage pregnancy rates by introducing “simple, up-front, non-sensational” sex education lessons in school for six year olds. Parents have been told that they can ‘opt out’ their children from the classes, but were warned that the subject would be touched on in other classes too. One parent commented, “They’re telling our kids how to have sex when they’ve only just learned to write their names!”

A “March for Life” in Peru turned into Latin America’s biggest ever pro-life demonstration, with 250,000 turning out in Lima and 50,000 in one of the other five cities hosting simultaneous marches. The event was largely ignored by the media, however; some sources reported that only “hundreds” had turned up, or showed pictures of last year’s march.

A first-ever gathering of Protestant and Catholic leaders for a conference on Mental Health and the Church was held at Saddleback Church in California recently. Pastor Rick Warren, who lost his son to suicide last year after a long struggle with mental illness, summed up the theme of the conference: “It’s perfectly fine to say, ‘I’m not okay, you’re not okay, but that’s okay because God’s okay.’”

Two national newspapers have featured prominent gay commentators criticising the introduction of same-sex marriage in the UK. The two key criticisms were that “civil partnership already provided the necessary equality” and that “most homosexuals are happy to respect the deeply held beliefs of sincere, thoughtful and informed Christians … only a noisy nucleus of single-issue politicians and protesters actually wanted gay marriage.” Meanwhile, a new poll commissioned by the Coalition for Marriage in advance of the European Parliament elections has found that gay marriage is a major vote loser for the Conservative Party, with more than a quarter of those who backed the Tories at the last European election saying gay marriage makes them less likely to vote the same way, against 11% who say the opposite. The Coalition’s campaign director said, “David Cameron was right when he said that gay marriage was a vote winner – I just don’t think he meant the beneficiary to be UKIP.”

In technology, the UK government has launched a Cyber Emergency Response Team to help businesses respond to online attacks. Its brief includes “coordinating the management of national cyber incidents” and “helping critical national infrastructure to become more resilient.” No-one has yet launched a sweepstake on how long it will be until CERT’s own website is hacked.


And finally, one of the most popular April Fool’s Day pranks was perpetrated by Netflix, which added two new offerings to its “original programming” – Rotisserie Chicken, 73 minutes of watching a chicken being cooked (or rather un-cooked, as it was shown in reverse), and “Sizzling Bacon”, 20 minutes of bacon frying in a pan. The promotional material for the chicken film described it as “a searing, chronology-defying return to one’s origins, in the tradition of ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’ “; one of the “critical user reviews” of the film said, “A sophomoric effort. Could use more thyme. Poorly conceived denouement, with a narrative arc that goes nowhere. Could use more garlic.”

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